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Monday, October 14, 2019

"The Banana Splits" (2019) - Why all the Hate?

I'll admit that even growing up in the 70s, when "The Banana Splits" were on WPIX in NY and having "met" them in King's Dominion on one summer vacation, I was never really a huge fan of the show.  I just didn't get the "boingo" sound F/X and characters talking without their mouths moving.  So, when it was announced that there was going to be a horror movie made about the Splits, I was confused, but not offended.  I guess if I had been a big fan as a kid I might have found the concept alone insulting to my childhood heroes, but since I was never into them, I just thought the idea was idiotic.  Well, it turns out, it's strange, but not as far fetched as I had thought.  There are many things silly about it and a few things that were handled very well.

If I had to pitch the movie in Hollywood I would say it's Willy Wonka's Westworld with a Tromaesque touch of gore and dark comedy.



Things the movie handles well:

1. Making the Banana Splits "entities" rather than just guys in suits who go nutzo.  It's revealed very early on that they're "Puppets".  Super high-tech animatronics, with a bit too much of the "show must go on" programming.

2. A bit of 2 dimensional character development.  Most of the characters who are going to "buy it" through the movie are super predictable right from the start.  You're immediately given a reason not to like them and so when they suffer an over the top kill you don't feel as bad laughing about it.  There's even a character somewhat like "Jack vs Lanterns" own Ralph, who I a cheating asshole and manages to pop up more times than you might expect.  He doesn't get kicked in the nuts nearly as often as Ralph does though.   Don't read this as a spoiler though, because there are some red herrings in there as well and just because a character is "likeable" doesn't make them safe.

3. There's a bit more plot than the description suggests.  The puppet bots do indeed start slaughtering their way through the studio, but it's more subtle than a "rampage" as the SyFy Channel's info section on my cable suggested.  The tension builds,  the puppets have a plan and things develop throughout the movie.

4. The kills are creative, show inspired and gory.   Most of the kills are set-up earlier in the film before the bots go bad.  They mimic the show we see at the beginning in twisted, bloody ways.  The gore is not subtle, but it's usually not so realistic as to be too disturbing.  That's where the Troma influence comes in.

The Westworld influence ( 1973) is obviously the robots run amok angle.
Willy Wonka's influence is from the idea that the group is mostly comprised of parents and kids and wandering off and breaking the rules is a BAD idea.

Overall, this was an enjoyable bit of horror fun for October viewing.  I doubt I would buy it or seek it out again, but if it's on a channel I already have again I might even give it a second watch.  If they make a sequel, I'd watch it.

All the technical stuff, lighting, F/X, audio and direction were solid.  The acting was mostly good, with a few "off" moments for some of the characters, but those seemed to be more from unnatural dialogue than actual bad acting.



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Friday, October 11, 2019

"Don't Kill It", but do watch it!

"Don't Kill It" is a 2016 indie feature from Director, Mike Mendez.  Full disclosure, I have some Facebook friends in common with him and once photoshopped his face onto a Spiderman image at their request.  I don't think this affected my opinion of the movie in any way. It might have affected my opinion of his friends, however.  Also, I am acquainted with Tara Cardinal, who portrayed the "kitchen demon".  While her acting was excellent in the role, she didn't have enough screen time to sway my opinion one or the other either.



Now, onto the movie.  It's October, and I nearly didn't give this one a watch because I like my monster movies with at least a bit of horror this time of  year and the fact that Dolph Lundgren was starring led me to think this would be a soft sided SyFy channel action monster flick with nothing buy CG blood and watered down violence.  The opening sequence of the movie put those worries to rest, however.  In fact, there was so much rampant, bizarre, sudden violence in the opening it very nearly disturbed me.  The heavy soundtrack and insane screech of the "demon" was all that removed the brutality enough from reality to make it watchable without causing me permanent mental scarring.  And this is ME.  Some of you may want to avoid this movie.  Especially if you have a soft spot for animals.

The title pretty much says it all.  A body jumping demon (not uncommon), is released, and possesses anyone unlucky enough to manage to kill its host.  The demon's unbridled violence towards humans and invulnerability make you wonder why the killing sprees ever stop long enough for the lead characters to have any dialogue about what's going on.  I can  not stress enough just how fast paced and violent some of the killing sprees are.  Fortunately, by the middle of the movie they become so over the top and cartoonish at moments that you're wrenched out of the movie long enough to regain your sanity.

Trying not to give too many spoilers, but give viewers fair warning, this movie is not for everyone.  There are no victims off limits here.  If the 1980s "The Blob" sewer scene seemed to cross a line to you, there are scenes in this movie that race through iron fences.

The acting is mostly solid throughout.  Lundgren, as expected, makes a good anti-hero.  He's saddled with a task no sane man would want, but anyone with a sense of duty would know he has to perform.  Krista Klebe does well playing a bit more than a sidekick (it takes awhile for her character to become an all out partner).

The gore F/X are a mix of CG and practical and some of the practical F/X are so off the wall that they're nearly comical, but again, that relief from the violent outbursts is needed to keep the viewer grounded.

With not a lot of "scares", but a difficult to stop monster and a body count any horror movie can be "proud" of, I think "Don't Kill It" makes for entertaining Halloween season viewing.  I wish I had discovered it  3 years ago, but I think I was shooting a monster movie of my own back then.  Maybe I had just come off of "Lumber vs Jack" or was starting "Jack vs Lanterns".


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